"No matter how much alcohol I consume,
I’m completely unable to forget the taste of your mouth."
I saw a bunch of ants carrying around a potato chip this morning and it made me wish I had a bunch of friends and a really huge potato chip
"My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off."
"When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them."