dont give a fuck and do who makes you happy.


no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up

(via crystallized-teardrops)

— 1 week ago with 418239 notes


so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what 

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— 1 week ago with 114219 notes


this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

(via crystallized-teardrops)

— 1 month ago with 237914 notes


how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

(Source: drunkvanity, via orgasm)

— 1 month ago with 292426 notes

being home after being in Europe is like having ur bright bright light diminished and not knowing what to do about it or where to go

— 1 month ago


Harry potter and the sorceror’s sass
The chamber of sassiness
The prisoner of sasskaban
The goblet of sass
The sass blood prince
The sassy hallows

The sassiest boy who lived…..

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— 2 months ago with 73605 notes


I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

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— 2 months ago with 254085 notes